i chipped a tooth while eating blueberry pie in a rotating restaurant.

i would like to raise up a pack of chihuahuas.

i am on call on saturday. there are a lot of mice in new york city. my neck is stiff.* small children blow swine flu up my nose. i would like to eat mini cupcakes. i would like to go back to disney world. i am old and cranky and creaky and full of noxious stimuli. watch out!
*my neck is really very wow quite stiff.